Tomorrow? We only have today!

Tomorrow? We only have today! (Ref.Matthew 25 : 1-3)

"Tomorrow," you said"I'll decide."
But what if there is no tomorrow?
And you only have today!

It's getting very late,friend.
The clouds are already here.
And the sun is going down.

Eternity is time immeasurable.
How quickly today has gone!
The night is almost come.

Tomorrow may be too late.
Now is the only time we have.
And do we have any lamps?

呢篇野真係好有味度，
特別係會考前的準備，
等天日先努力的籍口上面解答左喇！
希望大家比心機啦

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一個高材生才能看懂的笑話
一群偉大的科學家死後在天堂裡玩藏貓貓，輪到愛因斯坦抓人，他數到100睜開眼睛，看到所有人都藏起來了，只有牛頓還站在那裡。
　　
　　愛因斯坦走過去說：“牛頓，我抓住你了。”
　　
　　牛頓：“不，你沒有抓到牛頓。”
　　
　　愛因斯坦：“你不是牛頓你是誰？”
　　
　　牛頓：“你看我腳下是什麼？”
　　
　　愛因斯坦低頭看到牛頓站在一塊長寬都是一米的正方形的地板磚上，不解。
　　
　　牛頓：“我腳下這是一平方米的方塊，我站在上面就是牛頓/平方米，所以你抓住的不是牛頓，你抓住的是帕斯卡。”
(In physics, force is measured in Newton and pressue is defined as force per area which has unit of Pascal = Newton per square meter)

想不到，爛gag竟然可以爛到咁個地步...